Val Kilmer (Main Version)

歌詞

I always thought my movie Would be a comedy Not quite the tragedy that it's become More slapstick than chickflick More Caddyshack than Breakfast At Tiffany's So thank me at the podium for a lifetime of contribution Turn on the cameras Someone cue the extras Hair and makeup to the set Because the big screen's calling Final casting call It's your big shot baby your the next big star On another stupid movie about a guy with a broken heart It's falling apart You're headed for the cutting room floor And in the sequel honey I'm the guy who gets the girl So if you miss my movie Get the DVD Check out the chemistry Between you and me Less Raising Arizona More Steel Magnolias So when you walk down that red carpet I hope you trip and fall I hope someone squirts you with a watergun A super soaker filled with pee Because the big screen's calling Final casting call It's you're big shot baby you're the next big star On another stupid movie about a guy with a broken heart It's falling apart You're headed for the cutting room floor And in the sequel honey I'm the guy who gets the girl All apologies To keving costner and that chick from monster Give me Adam Sandler Will Ferrell Belushi and even Val Kilmer He was funny in Real Genius What about Top Gun No Top Gun wasn't funny Whatever Top secret was funny too But he sucked as Batman And now the big screen's calling Final casting call It's your big shot baby your the next big star On another dumb movie about a guy with a broken heart I'm falling apart Steven Spielberg's calling and he's sending a car It's your big shot baby your the next big star Of another stupid movie about a guy with a broken heart It's falling apart You're headed for the cutting room floor And in the sequel honey I'm the guy who gets the girl Who gets the girl I'm the guy that get's the girl Who gets the girl I'm the guy that get's the girl Who gets the girl I'm the guy that get's the girl Who gets the girl I'm the guy that get's the girl Who gets the girl I'm the guy that get's the girl Who gets the girl I'm the guy that get's the girl Who gets the girl I'm the guy that get's the girl