You're Moving out Today

歌詞

(Carole Bayer Sager/Bette Midler/Bruce Roberts) I stayed out late one night and you moved in I didn't mind 'cause of the state you were in May I remind you that it's been a year since then Today the landlady, she said to me (what did she say?) You're looney friend just made a pass at me (slap him in the face) Perhaps you might enjoy a cottage by the sea So pack your toys away Your pretty boys away Your 45s away Your alibis away Your Spanish flies away Your one-more-tries away Your old tie-dyes away You're moving out today Your nasty habits ain't confined to bed (Ha Ha Ha Ha) The grocer told me what you do with bread (what do you do?) Why don't you take up with the baker's wife instead of me, fool! Pack up your rubber duck I'd like to wish you luck Your funny cigarettes Your sixty-one cassettes Pack all your clothes away Your rubber hose away Your old-day-glos away You're moving out today Pack up your dirty looks Your songs that have no hooks Your stacks of Modern Screen Your portrait of the Queen Your mangy cat away Your baby fat away You're headed that-a-way You're moving out today Pack up your fork and spoon Please leave my Lorna Doones Your map of Mozambique Your water bed that leaks