Wonderful World of Sex (Live)

歌詞

I could learn to speak Vietnamese by myself I could even teach it to my good dog, Ralph I can learn to read you every book on the shelf I could tell your fortune like the Oracle of Delphi I could learn to tell you every flower by its color I could even swim as fast as Johnny Weismuller But I never could learn to get along without you Don't you run away from me, I sure dig sex Do I love you? Is the Pope Catholic? Do I need you? Is a rubber band elastic? Do I want you? Is the atom bomb drastic? Let's be heterosexually entwined. We fit like a Hong Kong suit, dear I dig you more than I dig Root Beer. Peanut butter sandwiches are pretty neat But when you get right down to it you just can't compete with Good old double S - E - double X is Faster than Batman and bigger than Texas And you're concave and I'm convex Welcome to the world of sex You can get love from your papa or your mama You can get steam from a Turkish or a sauna You can get hot from tortillas or lasagna But you get all three when you make it with me So. I can't remember the words to the verse. A short attention span is the mummy's curse, This song started out pretty good I'll finish it someday (knock on wood) Mike Smith'd be embarrassed if he knew, This is the one song of his I blew, You never know what's comin' off next, Do you, in the wonderful world of sex.