Crazy as a Loon

歌詞

Back before I was a movie star Straight off of the farm I had a picture of another man's wife Tattooed on my arm With a pack of Camel cigarettes In the sleeve of my t-shirt I'm headin' out to Hollywood Just to have my feelings hurt That town will make you crazy Just give it a little time You'll be walking ‘round in circles Down at Hollywood and Vine You'll be waitin' on a phone call At the wrong end of a broom Yes that town'll make you crazy Crazy as a loon So I headed down to Nashville To become a country star Every night you'd find me hangin' At every honky-tonkin' bar Pretty soon I met a woman Pretty soon she done me wrong Pretty soon my life got sadder Than any country song That town will make you crazy Just give it a little time You'll be walking ‘round in circles Lookin' for that country rhyme You'll be waitin' on a phone call At the wrong end of a broom Yeah that town'll make you crazy Crazy as a loon So I gathered up my savvy Bought myself a business suit I headed up to New York City Where a man can make some loot I got hired Monday morning Downsized that afternoon Overcome with grief that evening Now I'm crazy as a loon So I'm up here in the North Woods Just staring at a lake Wondering just exactly how much They think a man can take I eat fish to pass the time away 'Neath this blue Canadian moon This old world has made me crazy Crazy as a loon Lord, this world will make you crazy Crazy as a loon