Natalie's Rap(Album Version (Edited)) feat. Natalie Portman,Chris Parnell

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And in three...two... Chris Parnell We're sitting here today with film star Natalie Portman. Natalie Portman Hello. Parnell So, Natalie, what's a day in life of Natalie Portman like? Portman Do you really want to know? Parnell Please, tell us... Portman I don't sleep, motherfucker Off that yak and that durban Doin' 120 gettin' head while I'm swervin' Seth Meyers Damn Natalie, you a crazy chick Portman Yo, shut the fuck up and suck my dick I bust in dudes' mouth like gushers, motherfucker Roll up on NBC and smack the shit outta Jeff Zucker Guys What you want, Natalie? Portman To drink and fight Guys What you need, Natalie? Portman To fuck all night Don't test me when I'm crazy off that airplane glue Put my foot down your throat Till your shit's in my shoe Leave you screaming Pay for my dry cleaning Fuck your man It's my name that he's screamin' Parnell I'm sorry Natalie, but are we to believe you condone driving while intoxicated? Portman I never said I was a role model. Parnell But, what about the kids that look up to you? Do you have a message for them? Portman All the kids lookin' up to me can suck my dick It's Portman, motherfucker Drink till I'm sick Slit your throat And pour nitrous down the hole Watch you laugh and cry While I laugh, you die And all the dudes You know I'm talkin' to you Guys We love you, Natalie Portman I wanna fuck you, too P is for Portman P is for pussy! I'll kill your fuckin' dog for fun So don't push me Parnell Wow! Natalie...I'm surprised. All this from a Harvard graduate. Portman Well there's a lot you may not know about me. Parnell Really? Uh, such as? Portman When I was in Harvard I smoked weed every day I cheated every test And snorted all the yay I gotta a def posse You gotta buncha dudes I sit right down on your face and take a shit Andy Samberg Natalie you are a bad ass bitch (hell yeah!) And I always pay for your dry cleaning When my shit gets in your shoe (What!?) And as for the drug use Well, I can vouch for that My dick is scared of you, girl Parnell Okie-doke. Natalie...one final question, if you could steal a smooch from any guy in Hollywood, who would it– Portman No more questions What?!