Kick Ass

歌詞

In the beginning God created the heavens and the earth Then he created the waters and the land And then he created man But man degenerated and descended Into the black hole of making bad music So a darkness fell all around Only he could know of the storm that was coming The hurricane that was brewing Yes, there was something wrong, something missing There was no rock music So he sent an angel And out of the mist, that angel came He wore boots, blue jeans And a baseball cap He had a big old smile like a welcome mat How cool is that? Then all the world went silent and they looked up Because they all wanted to hear what he had to say And after a moment's silence, he said: Let there be guitar Drums, bass, piano Let there be a kick ass, kick ass rocking band Let's go Oh, oh Oh, yeah Alright Well, if you're looking for some, turn the music on And let's light a real big fire If you wanna blast, let's kick some ass We'll raise the roof a little bit higher If you need a rush, grab your favourite crush Gotta go against the grain If you're here for the show and you're ready to go Let's ride this crazy train If you like some kick ass rocking music We're a kick ass rocking band If you can't play a lick, just play anything Raise hell and clap your hands Spread the word, bring your friends The whole wide world is joining in If you love some kick ass rocking music We're a kick ass rocking band Oh yeah If you want the good back in the good times Get the grease back in your gears Come on, bang your drum and make your guitar strum Put the buzz back in your beer If you want a real sure thing, let the singer sing Turn the tunes on up to ten If you had a long, hard day, you need to get away It's time to rock and roll again If you want some kick ass rocking music We're a kick ass rocking band If you can't play a lick, just play anything Raise hell and clap your hands Spread the word, bring your friends The whole wide world is joining in If you love kick ass rocking music We're a kick ass rocking band Ah, that's right Kick ass Oh, yeah Oh, let's go Oh, if you like kick ass rocking music Make some noise and clap your hands If you want some kick ass rocking music We're a kick ass rocking band, yeah Kick ass rocking music We're a kick ass rocking band If you can't play a lick, just play anything Raise hell and clap your hands Spread the word, bring your friends The whole wide world is joining in If you love some kick ass rocking music We're a kick ass rocking band Oh, yeah Oh, yeah yeah yeah yeah Everybody say Come on, spread the word Bring all your friends Come on, join hands And join a kick ass rocking band