Clams Have Feelings Too (Actually They Don't)

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Birds are dumb cause small bird brains But so are kids and old people Some birds talk, most others sing I don't see you eating a talking bird Pigs smell bad, they roll in poo But so do kids and elderly I don't see you chop off an old man's feet Put 'em in a mason jar and pickle them No chowder for you, cause clams have feelings too Actually they don't have central nervousness No manhatten style, clams have the right to smile Come to think about it they don't have a face They have no face, no place for ears There's no clam eyes to cry clam tears No spinal cord, they must get bored Might as well just put 'em out of misery I don't believe it's selfish to eat defenceless shellfish No chowder for you, clams have feelings too I could happen to you, clams have feelings too I don't think they do, clams have feelings too