Bald

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It would appear that male pattern Baldness has set in His hair at an alarming pace Running away from his face He's losing his virility And now his masculinity Has been compromised And his libido down sized Not for me not for me not for me uh uh Not for me not for me heaven forbid It's not for me you understand Bald slap headed and hairless Bald he is destined to be Bald well tonight thank God it's him instead not me From what I have been reading His scalp needs kneading To stimulate each follicle And reverse this diabolical Condition that's afflicted he For years and has cruelly Repulsed each potential mate And left him with a balding pate Not for me not for me not for me uh uh Not for me not for me heaven forbid It's not for me you understand Bald slap headed and hairless Bald he is destined to be Bald well tonight thank God it's him instead not me Sock it to me baby yeah Not for me not for me not for me uh uh Not for me not for me heaven forbid It's not for me you understand Not for me not for me not for me uh uh Not for me not for me heaven forbid It's not for me you understand Bald slap headed and hairless Bald he is destined to be Bald well tonight thank God it's him instead not me Thank God Bald slap headed and hairless Bald he is destined to be Bald well tonight thank God it's him instead not me How