Callin' in Twisted

歌詞

I'm calling in sick I'm calling in twisted I was drinking two-fisted I'm sick I'm calling in twisted Hanging with friends We were doing slammers They try and get me hammered I said no But they insisted I'm calling in sick I'm calling in bland The biggest drinking soul ever known to man I'm sick I'm calling in twisted I'm calling in sick I'm calling in tired Look man I am oh so wired I'm sick I'm calling in twisted Won't be the first time I lost a good job Look at me now - a drunken slob I'm sick I'm calling in twisted I'm calling in pissed Hung over y'all I'm gonna use the fake cough when I make that call I'm sick I'm calling in twisted I'm calling in sick I'm calling in twisted I was drinking two-fisted I'm sick I'm calling in twisted I'm calling in pissed Hung over y'all I'm gonna use the fake cough when I make that call I'm sick I'm calling in twisted Yeah I'm sick I'm calling in twisted Yeah I'm sick I'm calling in twisted Yeah I'm sick I'm calling in twisted