Cold Call

歌詞

Lyrics Born: Lemme call this fool Gab *"Mary Had a Little Lamb" dial* *ring* *ring* *click* Gift of Gab: Hello? LB: 'Sup, man? GG: Chillin' LB: Yea? GG: Yea, 'fin (?) to write these lyrics down. What's going on with you? LB: Man... Nothing. Just... Whatever, dude GG: Well why, w-wsup wsup? LB: Nothing man. Just hella stressed out about certain shit right now Man, it's hella personal shit going down GG: Wow, like that? LB: Yea, man, it's kinda fast One 'a those moments where, like, I don't feel like I have control over my life, and all the checks that were supposed to arrive didn't There's hella politics now in my social life over some bullshit somebody had told sombody GG: Daaamn LB: Yea, man. So, you know, I shouldn't even 'of told you that Man, I shouldn't even unload like that GG: Maaan LB: I know. it's just one 'a those moments in time where everything coincides and it comes together at once and then it all collides GG: Man, I feel that though LB: Anyway, what's goin' on witchu? GG: Aw, man *beep*, just tryin' to do it. Hold on, man, somebody's on my other line. Imma hit chu right back, aiite? LB: (Coo) *click* Telemarketer: We wanna talk to you (hoo) GG: I don't wanna talk right now. I'm on the other line. I'm busy TM: We wanna talk to you GG: I said I don't wanna talk right now. w- TM: But we wanna talk to you (hoo ooo ooo) GG: I don't wanna talk right now! TM: We wanna talk to you GG: (Damn). I'm hangin' up. I'm hangin' up. BYE *click* GG: Hey yo, I'm back, man LB: Cool, man. 'Sup with it? GG: Really, just trying not to think so much LB: Mmm GG: 'n keep my feet up. Make this boy still (?). Stopped smokin' cigarettes Butts not stinking up my room. Feelin' I've this new diet LB: Word? GG: Really just trying to get my health right. Feelin' I'm just like this crap coolin' out. Writin' raps. Chillin'- Chillin' LB: Uhn GG: Feel me? LB: I feel it. I feel- Wait, man. You stopped smoking all those Marlboros? GG: Yep LB: How long ago, man? I'm proud of you, bro GG: Man, four weeks. I ain't trippin', though, s'all good. Four weeks Yo, man, you know me, (homie) LB: Aw, you really think you smoke more phillies since you quit and them millions of little Virginia Slims? GG: Originally I was smokin' more of them anyway. Really rememberin' back to when I wasn't really into them since. They was killin' me, though so I had to get rid of 'em Anyway, whatchu gettin' into this wednesday, bro? GG: Wednesday... *snap* Let me think... *snap* Was that the fifteenth? *snap* Well see, the rent's paid. *snap* Got the Net's game- *beep* Hold on, my shit's ringing *click* TM: We wanna talk to you (hoo) LB: Ah...shii.. TM: We wanna talk to you LB: I don- I don't- I don't wanna talk to you, though TM: But we wanna talk to you (hoo ooo ooo) LB: Fuck this! TM: We wanna talk to you LB: Aite, check this out? I'm about to hang up on youuuu *click* LB: Alright, I'm back, man GG: Hey, who was that, man? LB: Fuckin' telemarketers callin' my apartment offerin' nothing, botherin' me constantly, (man) GG: Yea, always just stalkin' cats. There should be laws against this nonsense LB: First of all, what kind of a person gets involved with these vermin making service calls? GG: "Can I call you by your first name, Tom?" Man, that ain't workin' *beep* Wait, hold on, that echo again, man. This shit's irkin' me. I'm about to talk to 'em. Hold on LB: Naw, fuck that, I'm gone- *click* GG: Hello? Gertrude Warner: Hello, am I speaking to the head of the household, sir? GG: No GW: Perfect. My name is Gertrude Warner, and I've got some super news! GG: This isn't a good time GW: Sure it is. We understand you may be feeling a little nervous GG: Nah uh GW: Now, we could send a representative right out GG: I don't really need anything at this time GW: Oh, I doubt that. Anyway, your address is two two four- GG: No! GW: Yes, I know, too. Is evening time better for you or is daytime? GG: No time at- GW: Perfect! You deserve only the best service. First thing thursday, then GG: No! GW: Perfect. Eight thirty it is, you early bird Now, my supervisor will be calling you back to confirm this purchase GG: I DIDN'T AGREE TO NOTHIN'! GW: Certainly This is Gertrude Warner, your (GG: The fuck??) courtesy clerk, saying goodbye and thank you for choosing us, sir *click* *dial tone* GG: ...Wha?? *click* GG: Yo, LB? LB? TM: We wanna talk to you (hoo) GG: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!! TM: We wanna talk to you TM: But we wanna talk to you (hoo ooo ooo) TM: We wanna talk to you- talk to you- talk to you- *click* *dial tone* Sample: If you'd like to make a call, please hang up- please hang up, and try again. x2