Mr. Frump In the Iron Lung

歌詞

I visit Mr. Frump in the hospital. I see him most every day. And when I see Mr. Frump in his iron lung, This is what I hear him say: (deep breathing) Y'know, Mr. Frump is my very best friend. He's never a chump or a tease. He never tells me lies and best of all, He never disagrees. I bring him candy and flowers every afternoon, Sit down by his side and say "Hi". And then I ask him his opinion of the world situation, And I wait for Mr. Frump's reply. And Mr. Frump would say: (deep breathing) Well, unfortunately, soon it came to be Mr. Frump's dying day. So, now I bring to you the very last thing That Mr. Frump had to say.... (deep breathing, that fades and dies off) Amen.