Get the Truck Loaded

歌詞

We get the truck loaded with some chicken and some sheep Ket Tackyâs gonna buy himself new tires to his Jeep I say Pigs and pork and hay on forks That's our melody On the market weâll be very rich one day youâll see On the market I saw grandmaâ Ruth she offered me a pig Damned scary she was very ugly looking in her wig So I sure was in a hurry so I threw it in the truck Then she got very mad and I said: "Who gives a ------". Get the truck loaded weâve a long way to go Get the truck rollinâ away from Idaho Keep the wheels movinâ all the way to Walnut Grove And I know and I know weâre gonna see the money flow. Ken Tacky had discovered that the raisin show was fake He had bought the tires Bill had made of his gigantic snake He said: "Snakeskin tires!" They will match up perfect with my boots. Then Bill came running after him the big fat brute! Father Raskenstam he offered me a chicken with two heads I bought it as a present to my stupid uncle Fred But the noise he made was awful so I threw him in the truck Then he got very mad so I just kicked him in the back Get the truck loaded weâve a long way to go Get the truck rollinâ away from Idaho Keep the wheels movinâ all the way to Walnut Grove And I know and I know weâre gonna see the money flow.