What Makes You Beautiful Parody

歌詞

[Liam] Check out my hair, isn’t it cute I use a really expensive shampoo We’re throwing rocks and acting tough Even though we’re all wearing tons of makeup [Harry] Our manager says we have to act straight Even though we’re all gay [One D] We’re at the beach acting like we’re hunting for chicks But secretly what we’re looking for is some dick [Manager] Shut the hell up guys and get back in the closet They can’t know oh oh That you’re not hetero [One D] Snorting bath salts and jumping in place [Louis] Look at that hot guy I think we should eat his face [Dude] Get away you pschyo’s I have some mase [One D] Damn that blow oh oh’s Bet that you taste beautiful [Dude] No no! Get lost you drugged up homo’s! [Zayn] We’re playing sports so we seem staight. Our manager said that that’s a good way ah ah [Manager] You need the gas for record sales So you better keep kicking that ball all damn day [Harry] Oh what’s the point Everyone can see it It’s obvious we like penis [One D] We are five gay British boys skipping in the waves All we want to do is watch Magic Mike all day Let’s all get in the water and masturbate [Niall] I’m gonna think about you [Louis] I’m gonna think about you too [Manager] God damn it guys stop being gay 99% of your fans are staright ladies If they find out your queers our sales will go away [Harry] Oh fine (ine) (ine) we’ll save it for another time [Manager] There’s a girl go and act like straight guys. [One D] Na na na na na na na na na na [Manager] Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes [Harry] Hey girl, I’m suppose to act like you get us off But looking at you makes our pen!s go ever soft Oh my gosh, I think I see David Hasselhoff [David Hasselhoff] Hey, boys, it’s the Hoff I’ve been on this beach since Baywatch and I have been watching you all this time I gotta say that you’re all looking mighty fine Why don’t we head back to my place and have some wine [Harry] Ya, lets go that sounds so magical [Manager] No, no, no, do not go over to his home. [David Hasselhoff] Whoa whoa whoa these boys are mine they’re beautiful