Fuck Day Six

歌詞

When I pissed a perfect rainbow And aced every drug screen I needed help so I called up this skinhead Lisa Brownlie's old boyfriend, Noah Levine He had a place against the stream and he's a punk from Santa Cruz A Buddhist with a Jewish name, how could I ever lose? He'd give me a bro rate and a triple AAA discount If I checked in to his mansion and paid the right amount Getting clean in seven days sounded pretty good In a gentrified hipster neighborhood They told me that my addiction wouldn't be too hard to fix What they didn't tell me was about day six Fuck day six Fuck day six Fuck day six The guy who searched through all my things was that producer, Jim Goodwyn I giggled 'cause he missed my two-milligram strip of Suboxone He said, "This isn't funny Big Mike, this is serious detox" I said, "I'm laughing because your hand was inside one of my jerk off socks" My semi-private room smelled like rubbing alcohol So, I wore a leather blindfold and a latex camisole Two days later when I woke up, I was in such a good mood 'Cause I was three days clean and on Tuesday nights, they serve Mexican food I never tried to quit drugs or hang out with Buddha before But after four or five days I had no urge to score I thought I kicked ass on the narcotics But then I woke up as a toilet on day six Fuck day six Fuck day six Fuck day six Fuck day six Fuck day six Fuck day six Day six can suck my dicks