U Can't Fade Me Skit

歌詞

( * original lyrics by Ice Cube * ) Drop a old school beat Ha-ha Ha-ha-ha-ha Plow! [ VERSE 1 ] Now the taste of Crystal is fillin up my bladder What's the time on the rolie? It don't matter Had a pocket full of phone numbers I was tryin to sort To make a long story short: Ran into this girl named Sally Knew her from the backseat of my homeboy's Navi She said what's up, yeah, what's the deal? Check the nappy weave, of course it ain't real Then I looked down, she was fat in the front I asked how long, she said, "About 6 months" "Oh, how time flies when you're havin fun" She said, "Yeah, but the damage is done" "Where you been?" "On a little vacation" "Oh, by the way, congratulations Who's the lucky man?" She said, "I got him on file" Then she said, "It's Spice 1", and smiled I dropped my stout, then everything went blank "Had a baby by you, the neighborhood skank?" She said, "Yeah, don't you remember that day?" I thought back and tried to calculate Then I said, "Damn, are you sure it's mine? My homies did the Soultrain on ya plenty of times" She said, "That day, nah, I was whorin And your ass is mine", that's when the sweat started pourin Cause all I seen was Spice 1 up in court Paying a gang on child support Then I thought deep about givin up the fetti What I need to do is kick the bitch in the belly Nah, cause then I'd really be faded That's murder one, cause it was premeditated What should I do? Kidnap the bitch and flee? How many months left? Damn, only 3 I'm gettin faded Goddamn, what the fuck I done got myself into? This shit is dense